bessfn

I had a craaaaazy dream last night.


For some reason,

THIS GUY


Was my boyfriend...


Now, I'm not complaining by any means.
Gerard Butler is damn sexy.
And it was specifically him from Dracula 2000.
Which is even better...


The funny thing was, not only was he a vampire but he was also Satan XD
But we called him Rupert.


I find that to be hilarious.
In my dream, someone was quoting something that Satan had said and he gave me a 'wtf' look and I returned the look with a 'just ignore it' look.

And then, my family is planning a vacation somewhere.
My parents didn't think it was odd at all that this obviously-older-than-I guy was now my boyfriend AND following me around constantly.
They didn't even seem to mind that we were sharing a room AND A BED.

I'm a crackhead.
This I know...